I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
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WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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