I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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