my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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