Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Randomize
