the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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