you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
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i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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