The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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