Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
