Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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