Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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