weddingsv make me drug and hornr
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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