Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm getting married
To pizza
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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