i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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