I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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