But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
