I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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