i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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