I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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