I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
