Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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