She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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