Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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