Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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