Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
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Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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