I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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