Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
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can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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