I'm really into asian looking animals
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
