sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I can't trust your balls anymore.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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