he wants to bone in the snuggie
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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