Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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