god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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