I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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