I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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