I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
we're making bets on your personal life
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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