Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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