stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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