She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
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Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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