where does the pee come out of this thing
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Rumble strips road head = magical
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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