I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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