Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
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he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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