"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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