He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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