Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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