too bad you live with your parents still
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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