I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
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Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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