i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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