NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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