why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
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Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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