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I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
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Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
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No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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