# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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