we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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