Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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