Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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