I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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