So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
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Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
how drunk are you?
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