Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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