Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
where am i from again
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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