Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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