The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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