Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
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My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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