bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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